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Option Demotivational Poster


SURPRISE ADOPTION CAT - wishes you a happy birthday!!!




Dog adoption -


TAGS: dog love adoption
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - August 26, 2013, 1:26 am
Thanks monkeylove! You must be a dog lover too :)
5150monkeylove - August 22, 2013, 3:18 pm
awesome!
rerun - August 17, 2013, 9:10 am

Please post this to digmydog.


RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, - IT'S BRAD AND ANGELINA!!


TAGS: adoption kidnapp angelina children
Rating: 4.59/5

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lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 5:43 pm

And they shall forever after be know as 'The Gatherers'. LAWLED loud enough to scare the dogs. 5L!!~


YOU HAVE A CHOICE -


TAGS: life options
Rating: 4.65/5

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Sean - March 11, 2014, 5:01 pm
How about running away? As in, I think running away is more important than standing here in fear. There's all kinds of courage, is what I'm saying. That's all.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:44 pm
Those thirty years of answering to a spouse is a personal choice. I shall live and die free.
WILEKOYOTE - April 7, 2012, 6:33 am
I dont wanna run on my gerbil wheel no more...
5butjam - April 6, 2012, 9:38 pm
Good work Holy, amongst this swathe of 'quotifakes' and terrible old jokes this is a gem!
tellitlikeitis - April 4, 2012, 10:09 pm
Thanks for the laugh... just before I drift off to sleep. Very nice.
SteveFurlong - April 4, 2012, 9:06 pm
It's funny only because it's true. Er, no, wait. It's demotivating only because it's true. 5L for making me think about grabbing a whiskey bottle ... and I don't drink.


THE TRUTH - Some people, just can't accept it....




GAME SHOW -


TAGS: questions options answers
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:31 pm
If it is it's a spoof of Who Wants to be a millionaire. Glad you like it. Thanks
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:30 pm
Merci Mr. Gary
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:30 pm
Thank you Grey...glad no one has asked me to pronounce those!
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:29 pm
I'd like to thank a friend please!
Rudedog - January 14, 2013, 8:30 pm
My new screen saver. Is that from SNL?
GaryO - January 14, 2013, 11:29 am
Good'n Missy
Greybeard - January 14, 2013, 4:34 am
Ha Ha Ha Ha. Super poster.
ughomer - January 13, 2013, 9:53 pm
Brilliant!


LONELINESS -


TAGS: road life bleak option alone
Rating: 4.82/5

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Sho - August 20, 2012, 8:51 am
Nice. That's a 5


"GOD LOVES ALL HIS CHILDREN." - I saw what he did to Jesus. I'd rather be put up for adoption.


TAGS: god jesus christ adoption love
Rating: 4.42/5

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Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 7:15 pm
I always love a good blasphemous poster. 5L


CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: children poverty adoption
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by forseti

tellitlikeitis - August 9, 2011, 10:15 pm
What a twist. Excellent thinking here. But also sad to think about "my life would be different if....".
spacedog - August 9, 2011, 6:10 pm
LMAO! Love this one Forseti. 5L
forseti - August 9, 2011, 4:16 am
thx V. Uh, btw: I completely forgot to thank crankyhead for his help with the grammar! Sorry cranky!!
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:12 am
Beautiful.


COURAGE - When there's no other option....




SNOWMAN FAIL - when you realize all your friends think you're just a big fat flake.




OPTIONS - Sometimes they are limited


TAGS: love burn jesus christ options limited
Rating: 3.2/5

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camden - October 20, 2009, 3:48 pm
BURN


ADOPTION - What do you mean you're not my real mom?




GOLDEN RULE -


TAGS: calendar priority option rule mariand
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sho - April 18, 2012, 10:22 pm
5L


RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, - IT'S BRAD AND ANGELINA!!


TAGS: adoption black kids kidnap
Rating: 4.5/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 12, 2012, 9:48 pm
So good! Minus the comma. A 5'er. Could be worse, it could be Madonna... or maybe not?
Sho - March 12, 2012, 9:27 pm
A lot more worse than kony
Rick69 - March 12, 2012, 4:40 pm
Lulz... Excuse: WIN!
Reality Lord - March 12, 2012, 4:17 pm

hey new guy...we liked it so much we approved it...twice :)


ADOPTION - Cuz taking a pet first is for douchebags


TAGS: adoption return lol yahoo
Rating: 2.25/5

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John R - October 20, 2009, 7:14 am
This is an obvious planted Yahoo Answers question. No one other that the one who posted the question would get this screen. "Your open question" - dead giveaway
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 2:15 am
seriously? this got through?
agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:15 pm
Look what Florisb found online!!
John R - October 19, 2009, 6:53 pm
fail.. "your open question" - duh


The road less travelled -




DEAD RINGERS -


TAGS: adoption twins culture parenting children
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 28, 2014, 11:09 am
Doh! I walked into that one, lol!


Why hold elections in November? -




OPTIONS -


TAGS: pain suffering option
Rating: 4.72/5

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conundrum - November 15, 2011, 8:29 pm
Though you are right, sometimes pain can cloud our minds to our options. I love all your posters... they hit home. I always have to sit and think of how they have and will apply to me.


NARCISSISM -


TAGS: beauty denial love hate options
Rating: 4.71/5

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Sparrowgirl - August 2, 2010, 9:24 pm
well put. 5L


NUMBSKULL -




STOCK OPTIONS - They Have Guaranteed Residual Value




Cremation -


TAGS: cremation thoughts options death fire
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - July 7, 2013, 1:50 pm
Don't forget Vikings...(The ones NOT from Minnesota.)
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 12:54 pm
Buddhism, Hinduism, Jainism and Sikhism mandate cremation. These aren't tribal religions. Also the Han Chinese are required to cremate by communist law in China.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:19 pm
For some reason your comment made me want to go pick up some fried chicken? Have no idea why...teehee. Thanks ghoul.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:17 pm
I do know that throughout history for many native tribes and clans, cremation was and still is the norm for burial rites.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:15 pm
Ah a fellow member inspired by the slightly weird and morbid...glad to know I'm not the only one. Thanks crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:53 pm
Awe5ome, Priss. It actually inspired me to make one I've been working on for a while. Didn't know how to word it, oddly enough, till now. bwahaha!
motifayk - July 5, 2013, 9:34 am
Some religions do it as a standard practice, I believe.
falloutghoul - July 5, 2013, 9:22 am
And roa5t in5ide it.


Wiggle Room -


TAGS: contract options
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - August 28, 2013, 8:52 am
Congrats! :-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2013, 10:15 am
Dammit Greeny...You know I'm getting married on Saturday, I've got enough on my mind.


PROGRESSIVE LENSES -




ADOPTION - Fresh ideas are melting to the ocean of stagnation




Pit 3 Pack -




IT WAS HIS ONLY OPTION - The defense didn't have a leg to stand on.


TAGS: no option
Rating: 4.77/5

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ughomer - February 24, 2013, 7:05 pm
HAH!!!!


FIGUREHEADS -




RUSSIAN ADOPTIONS - Getting toddlers through Customs one carry-on bag at a time.




YOU BETTER SIT DOWN -




ADOPTION SUCCESS STORY -




PUBLIC OPTION -


TAGS: public option health care obama democrats
Rating: 2/5


COUNTRY CALLED AFRICA - Not for sale but will trade for limited edition U2 Ipod




Options -


TAGS: men options man up or sit down
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 29, 2016, 11:15 am
lol!!!!
Zeul - August 28, 2016, 9:36 pm
Dizz, No Ma'am ... Cowboy Country, where a lady is to be respected
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 28, 2016, 9:13 am
For some it's difficult when they're wearing skinny jeans. Lol! ^
mizzdizz - August 26, 2016, 8:36 am
Zeul, If you think we're classy, I've got 1 question. Where'd you grow up, that trailer court next to the city dump? chuckle, chuckle...
MissPriss - August 25, 2016, 11:37 am
Oh Zeul we're classy...in a dirty kinda way teehee
Zeul - August 24, 2016, 8:42 pm
Interesting ... Next to Mrs I thought Priss and Dizz were 2 of the classiest ladies i know .... Hmmm
MissPriss - August 23, 2016, 11:55 am
'cern you volunteering for the "position"?
MissPriss - August 23, 2016, 11:53 am
I love eye candy too!!! It's the only sweet that you don't mind the extra pounds and you hope it goes straight to your thighs!
mizzdizz - August 23, 2016, 8:33 am
Good 1 Prissy! And thanks for the eye candy! The movie kinda sucked, but ooooohhhhhhh the SCENERY!!!!! I always enjoy a little eye candy with my mornin' cuppa joe! Starts the day off juuuust right! ^!
mizzdizz - August 23, 2016, 8:30 am
Zeul, if it was me? It'd be something about lining them up and picking the h**test one and pkg. size! chuckle, chuckle...Prissy has a LITTLE more class than I do! chuckle, chuckle....
concern3 - August 23, 2016, 4:35 am
Don't choose the better guy. Choose the guy that makes you a better woman.
MissPriss - August 22, 2016, 10:00 pm
No problem lol I knew who you meant and thanks!
Zeul - August 22, 2016, 8:57 pm
Sorry Priss ... Auto Correct owned me
Zeul - August 22, 2016, 8:47 pm
Lil Miss Dizz you Rock !!! Love that one


Temporary Happiness -


TAGS: options and your little devices that are so cool
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 12, 2015, 11:28 pm
...and somebody left the phone off the hook. Operators hated that.
maoworks2 - June 12, 2015, 6:40 am
That's For Sure ! That's For Sure !!


THE OBVIOUS ANSWER -


TAGS: option c
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - October 20, 2016, 12:28 pm
Thanks guys!
concern3 - October 20, 2016, 4:48 am
Nice, UP yours
JesusWept - October 19, 2016, 11:09 pm
LOL ^^^^^Up


Peace was never an option, war was inevitable. -


TAGS: peace was never an option
Rating: 5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 27, 2015, 6:03 pm
Listen to the "Emireal March" while reading this.
GaryO - July 23, 2015, 12:11 am
like this'n


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